The CLUELESS MAMA

Famously Winging It

About the Clueless Mama

Hi, I’m Emma aka The Clueless Mama… or I was before I gave birth to my gorgeous baby girl, Lonje! I would like to think that I’m slightly more clue’d up nowadays but in reality, its just that I am winging Motherhood everyday, and that’s okay. I am Scottish and live with my partner, Tam who is from Malawi so our little baby is a mix of both cultures and she is the most perfect caramel colour. We also have a curious little Romanian rescue dog, Obie who is terrified of everything apart from fireworks.

I love everything about writing and designing and I am currently am setting up my own web design and branding business.

I am on maternity leave and never want it to end!

Enjoy my space on the internet and join our growing community!

 

My Recent Blog Posts

 

First Week Post-Partum Survival Kit for New Mamas

Well, first thing's first, Mama- Congratulations! You have conquered one of the hardest endeavours that a woman can go through- pregnancy and childbirth. Labour kind of felt like you were dying, right?  Unfortunately its not the end of the tough journey- in fact, you...

How to survive your first postpartum poop

Okay ladies, I am going to talk about the first postpartum poop you are going to have and try to help you come to terms with it.  Sh*t is about to get real.  If you have found yourself on this page, it might be because A- you are scared sh*tless of going for the first...

Welcome to The Mama’s Meal Series!

Budget friendly meal inspo As a current pregnant lady, its very tasking to put the effort into cooking healthy, nutritious meals for yourself and baby to enjoy when all you really want to do when you return from work is plop onto the couch...

10 Ways for you to Pamper your Pregnant partner

I think we can all agree that pregnancy can be a bit of a tough time for a woman. A lot of energy is consumed by our body preparing itself as an optimum habitat for our lovely bambinos. While the changes might happen invisibly for some time, it can definitely be...