Who is this Clueless Mama-to-be?

Who is this Clueless Mama-to-be?

    I am Emma, a 23 year old Scottish mama-to-be. I am currently pregnant at 7 months. I live with my wonderful Malawian partner (the father-to-be) and our ex Romanian street dog (the scaredy-cat-to-be) in a humble little  Scottish town called Rutherglen. We have been...